*sprays febreze on your attitude*
Bro has the car.
destroy the idea that clothing has gender
captcha knows whats up
Why is Daft Punk trying to steal my pokemon
shine bright like an overly detailed anime eyeball drawn by a seventh grader on their math homework
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
doin a group project like