sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

orchardly:

reminder to self: just because you can stay up until 5 in the morning doesn’t mean you should

18004206969:

Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.

kogrnaw:

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

they are all named “Amanda”

kogrnaw:

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

they are all named “Amanda”

eternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

eternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

michaelgclifford:

skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this 

tarecgosa:

i like drawin expressions

tarecgosa:

i like drawin expressions

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that

cthulhu:

princeowl:

spookydunsparce:

spookydunsparce:

spookydunsparce:

ok using my reflexes to screencap the images at the end of Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained, this is the closest I can give you to the full image. It appears to be Bill Cipher’s eye with two bloody marks crossing it out. Hell if I know what any of that code means, though. Someone should probably get on that.

OK SO the text at the bottom is coded in a Caeser Cipher shifted three letters apparently? so I decoded it and it says:

FROM THE FIRST UNTIL THE LAST SEARCH THE CODES OF CREDITS PAST ONE MEANS ONE SO SEARCH THEM ALL WELCOME TO GRAVITY FALLS

which means that theres clues in previous episodes? and i think i might know what it means so I’ll report back what I find on that front. For now, enjoy part of the mystery being decoded.

FINAL UPDATE ON THIS!!!!! IVE CRACKED THE CODE IN ITS ENTIRETY

ok so the numbers in red are episode numbers, followed by numbers correlating to letters in the messages at the end of previous episodes (with brackets indicating the beginning and end of a word). By matching them up, I got the message:

I WAS SO BLIND HE LIED TO ME THE DARKNESS IS NEAR

as far as I know that’s all to this. It raises more questions than it answers. Still, I’m glad I figured this out.

i thought this was supposed to be a disney show not some illuminati satanic bullshit goddamn i say goddamn

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS TERRIFYING

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

iceboundolive:

iceboundolive:

iceboundolive:

Lonk and Petch had a baby today.

Her name is Zoldo.

i think this post was a mistake

i didnt mean for this to get notes

scoutsthoughts:

I feel like this sums these two up

scoutsthoughts:

I feel like this sums these two up

anglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason