canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

gamzadoodle-makarkles:

Bro has the car.

gamzadoodle-makarkles:

Bro has the car.

uunq:

destroy the idea that clothing has gender

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

captcha knows whats up 

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

captcha knows whats up 

samphonia:

Why is Daft Punk trying to steal my pokemon

samphonia:

Why is Daft Punk trying to steal my pokemon

pantyslime:

shine bright like an overly detailed anime eyeball drawn by a seventh grader on their math homework

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

bettycrocker:

a cute

mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage